Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Easter! :)

Happy Easter! :D Just for fun, I put together some egg-tastis Easter jokes (and answers!) Just place your cursor over the eggs and wait to see the answer to the joke. LOL

What college did the Easter Bunny graduate from?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a a Scottish bun?

What's big and purple and hugs Easter baskets?

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?

Why is it easy for little baby chicks to talk?

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

How do bunnies communicate on the internet?

What comes at the end of Easter?

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

Which test does a rabbit want to flunk?

Which branch of the military do bunnies like best? 

What town does the Easter Bunny go to on vacation?

What are 45 rabbits in a row, all marching backwards called?

Did you hear the story about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

What does a bunny use to keep it's ears perky?

Why did the chicks cross the Basketball court?

What happened when the Easter Bunny stuck his head in the fan?

What do you call a short, bossy French rabbit?

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit's hole?

What's a good way to catch the Easter Bunny?

Which religious person are chickens afraid of the most?

What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like to hear?

How many hairs are in a bunny's tail?

How can you tell a rabbit's age?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Boy Scout?

A rabbit that is a stand-up comedian is called what?

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

What's a rabbit's favorite dance?

How do little baby chicks dance?

What's a rabbit's favorite accessory to wear?

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

What goes "Ha, Ha, --Clunk!"?

Why was the bunny arrested?

What kind of beans don't grow on stalks?

Where does a bunny go when it dies?

When does Valentine's Day come after Easter?

What did the pink bunny say to the blue bunny?

Where does the Easter Bunny go to get a new tail?

What is Super Chicken's real identity?

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

Where did I get all these chicken jokes?

Sorry if some of the jokes are super cheesy.. LOOL "Where Did I get All These Chicken Jokes?" "From a YOLK Book!" .. Yeah I don't even understand that one.. But still sorta funny... Ok maybe not but it was worth a try [: I think I need some comedy lessons U.U Anyway, HAPPY EASTER! I'm so excited, mainly for candy. But I might get new chickens! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD -faints- . Also, thanks for 13,000 views! :D Nice lil surprise for Easter. Btw, send me a message of your best Easter joke or riddle (not from these ones) in a message (CelieLove37), and the woozen who sends me the best joke or riddle wins a special prize! :) Well that's all for now I guess..

Happy Easter!
Cya~ Cel
Made a lil edit for Easter c: I'M THE EASTER BUNNY!

P.S.: All bloggers please post a photo on your woozin of your woozen dancing in an ALL WHITE ROOM! This is for the new header :P

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